Kong gets stay of execution

Tank administrators announced today that Kong the giant algae eater will remain in the community aquarium for at least another week. During that time, administrators will try to determine if the poo pile being caused by the great fish is an anomaly or a sign of shit to come.

The decision came hours after a petition to remove Kong was circulated through the community. The petition includes 24 signatures from citizens who want the big fish removed for the aquarium. An additional five signatures came from people who want Kong to remain in the aquarium.

"When I owned him he never shit that big," said Sharon Wiles, Kong's previous owner. "I think he just needs to get used to his new environment."

Tank administrators agreed that a combination of stress and abundant food may be contributing to the catastrophe.