Fish determined to crash office holiday party

Rankled by the lack of an invitation, the fish of our community aquarium say they are determined to crash the company holiday party on Friday evening.

"Those humans think they can exclude us from the biggest occasion on the corporate calendar, but we are going to teach them a thing or two," said Aubrey, the world's biggest molly. "We WILL be at that party come hell or hot water."

Party-goers are encouraged to wear "bling bling" for the "Bling in the Holidays" party, which officially has no theme this year.

"I have more bling in one fin than those people have in their whole drip-dry bodies," said Orangejello the platy. "Just wait until the party. We'll see who is the host with the most."

The fish rebellion began in earnest last week, when a company-wide invitation to the party failed to reach any of our community fish.

"We will do what we can to contain them in the tank," Tank Keeper said on Monday. "These fish can be pretty determined, but I feel confident we can keep the party fish-free."