Danio found dead first thing Monday morning

Another day, another dead fish.

This morning a silver danio was found dead at tank bottom. Recently the fish had appeared listless and pale. The death was attributed to natural causes, tank officials said in a statement.

We at Freshwater Adventures were saddned by yet another loss to our community aquarium. It has recently been suggested that we spent most of our time giving attention to the Grim Reaper for his busy work.

The truth of the matter is an aquarium is a fragile environment filled with fragile creatures. The only constant in the aquarium is death.

As one famous molly once put it: "Doesn't matter how you slice it, ain't none of us getting out of here alive."