Kong packs up his shit, heads for greener algae-laden pastures

Kong was banished to Waldo Pets by a community that was literally tired of his shit. A petition started in early May, soon after Kong's arrival, was signed by nearly every member of PlattForm II: The Deuce. On Tuesday, petitioners were glad to see the big algae eater was gone.

"We were frankly just all pooped out," said Rachel Platt, who created and distributed the petition. "If I never see a long, trailing strand of shit again, it will be too soon."

A few staff members were sad to see the big fish go, but there's no denying the tank is more harmonious since the big brown plecostomus departed.