The Shame of No Name

Several of our fish have no name, a fact that saddens us endlessly. How are we to write about - or admire - our fine finned friends if they have no name, no moniker to speak of or herald in times of celebration?

The owners of these fish should be ASHAMED because no-name fish is the secret shame (secret no more) of our community aquarium. What are we to make of these un-named creatures swimming about alongside fish and frog of fine name and pedigree?

Owners, we beseech thee to name thy fish and honor thy duty to community and company.