Knuckles McGee jailedfollowing harassment charge

Knuckles McGee is incarcerated in an isolation tank this morning on charges that he sexually harassed a balloon belly molly.

A district court ordered the arrest this morning following the filing of a sexual harassment complaint by attorneys representing Fatty Arbuckle. Arbuckle was just released from her weekend-long isolation tank this morning when it was discovered that she had not delivered any more babies.

"My client has been subjected to McGee's harassment for such a long time," said Arbuckle's lead attorney, F. Lee Platy. "This case is long overdue."

This action marks the second harassment charge brought against McGee by Arbuckle, but the first charge, filed on Aug. 8 of this year, never made it to trial. McGee's incarceration suggests that the male molly's legal luck may be running out.

Public opinion seems to favor Arbuckle. After all, it was only a month ago that McGee was voted "Most Hated Fish of 2005."