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Thursday, October 13, 2005

Knuckles 'sorrowful' about Arbuckle's death;
tells world he will abide by court's decision

Hours after his arrest on charges of first degree fishslaughter, molly Knuckles McGee issued a statement through his owner, Guy Fish. What follows is the full text of the statement:

"Knuckles would like the court, the owner of Ms. Arbuckle, and the friends of Fatty Arbuckle to know how sorrowful he is for the tragic results of his actions. It was never his intent to have this happen. Most observers are unaware of his rough upbringing; never getting the attention that he so desired.

"As Knuckles moved from childhood to adolescence, he fell in with the wrong crowd. From there it was a slippery slope to eventually becoming the fish that he is today. This statement is not to excuse his behavior - only to explain. Furthermore, Knuckles would like the court to know that he is fearful that he will be unable to change his ways at this point in his life. He would like the chance to reform but fears that he will be unable to change the essence of who his is and will abide by the courts decision. Whatever it may be."

Government officials are being tight-lipped about their case against McGee, but one federal prosecutor we spoke to said justice will be swift -- and binding.

"You have a repeat offender here who stands accused of committing the biggest crime of all," said the prosecutor, who spoke only on condition of anonymity. "The court is going to be tough with him."

As soon as Fatty's death was confirmed Thursday afternoon, tank officials immediately arrested Knuckles and placed him in solitary confinement, where he will remain indefinitely.

Legal experts agree that Knuckles faces a few outcomes -- including the death penalty. Other options include a return to the pet store or permanent incarceration in an isolation tank.

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