The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Fish

Being a success in a community aquarium requires hard work and discipline. To help our fish on their way, Freshwater Adventures is proud to present The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Fish.

1. School only with fish that are uglier than you.

2. Flaunt your fins, for they are your flair.

3. Limit your diet to food floating on the surface. (No bottom-feeding!)

4. Treat other fish as you wish to be treated.

5. Write down your goals -- and measure your progress.

6. Regard humans as the enemy.

7. Poop only when the current is flowing with you.