Government commission to reviewour entire baby fish release program

The federal government today appointed a special panel of congressional leaders to investigate the root causes of today's botched baby fish release event.

Thomas Warren, noted jurist and able Senator from the city of New Hampshire, has been named chair of the special panel, which is due to issue its report to the people of America on Nov. 1, 2005.

"I can assure all fish-watching people that we intend to conduct a full inquiry into these events, and we will work to ensure that such a calamity does not occur again."