Freshwater Adventures

Freshwater Adventures chronicles the story of one company's aquarium full of tropical fish. Our fish are as much a part of our company as we are, and we hope you enjoy their adventures as much as we do.

Friday, October 14, 2005

The verdict is in:
McGee sentenced to banishment

A jury comprised of fish-watchers sentenced Knuckles McGee to banishment from the community aquarium. McGee was convicted of first degree fishslaughter in the death Thursday of Fatty Arbuckle.

"We the jury, in the above entitled action, do hereby sentence Knuckles McGee to banishment from our community aquarium," said the jury forewoman, who declined to be identified.

One member of each interactive team was called to jury duty early this morning and tasked with deciding how McGee would be punished.

The court gave three options to the jurors:
- life in prison without the possibility of parole
- banishment to another aquarium of the court's choosing
- return to the pet store

Option two, banishment, got five votes. The other options received one vote apiece.

The court has final approval as to the placement of McGee. Legal experts say that a new aquarium will likely have to be prepared for the convicted fish. It is possible that the new aquarium could be placed with McGee's owner, Guy Fish.

While the court searches for a new home for McGee, the fish remains under arrest in an isolation tank.

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