Fish deliver their Holiday Wish List for 2005

Our tropical fish have released their Holiday Wish List for the year, featuring items they hope will be coming to them during the upcoming holiday weekend. What follows is the partial list:

Orangejello: A yellow sweater and Brine shrimp

Aubrey: The clapper light control system and a Med-Alert bracelet

Lucas Dollar: The "Guppies Gone Wild" video series

Al the Algae Eater: Clorox Wipes and a sponge

Marcia the Sunburst Platy: A hairbrush, a mirror and a pair of Osh-Kosh B-Gosh jeans

The Clown Loaches: A new place to hide and steroids

Phillip the Paradise Fish: Mood suppresants and a hot plate

Sonny the Sunburst Platy: Kelly Clarkson's latest CD and a Chia Pet

Chubby the Molly: A letter from my daddy, Knuckles McGee and Beanie Babies