Relief! Tank experiences a day without death

For the first time in a long while, our community aquarium went a full 24 hours without the loss of a single fish.

"With the recent string of death's today's milestone is hardly something to crow about," TankKeeper said. "We won't consider ourselves out of the woods until we can say to a certainty that our community aquarium is plague-free."

The Brady Bunch were set for release next week, but tank officials are considering a postponement of that event until such time as the general population can be stabilized.

"We've had several tetras who just disappeared," said one tank official who spoke on condition of anonymity. "I don't think that's the kind of environment you want your kids in. I think we'd be wise to keep the babies in the cribs until all of this mayhem slows down."