Tabloid bombshell:Orangejello, Chubby secretly wed in Vegas

Did they or didn't they?

A Las Vegas tabloid reported today that lovebirds Orangejello and Chubby Arbuckle tied the knot in a super-secret wedding over the company holiday party weekend.

Sources close to the fish could not be reached for comment, and Orangejello's agent offered a terse "no comment."

As you may recall, Freshwater Adventures first broke the story of the blossoming love affair between Orangejello and galpal Chubby Arbuckle on Dec. 1. Since that time, the pair have become our aquarium's hottest young couple.

It was only Monday that the couple was spotted at Blue Coral, a popular nightspot for young fish.

"I saw them on the dance floor, and they were all over each other," says an eyewitness. "Orangejello was very, very attentive. He couldn't keep his fins off her."

The whole tank has been abuzz with rumors, which undoubtedly will reach a fever pitch as news from Vegas hits the water.

"I haven't seen either fish wearing a ring, and so far they are managing to keep this all very hush-hush," said a fish familiar with the couple. "I guess what happens in Vegas really does stay in Vegas."

At least for now.