Gozer celebrates his first day alive!

Our baby fish has a new name; it's G-O-Z-E-R.

Kevin Ness, who discovered the baby fry Wednesday morning, was given the honor of naming our newest fish. The baby fry spent much of his first day in a bowl in Cari and Wade's office. He was released late Wednesday, however, into a glass crib, where continued growth is assured.

"We are going to have to wait until this little fish is older for signs as to his or her parents," said TankKeeper during a noon-time press conference. "We have a few suspects, but the evidence is far from conclusive."

Veteran fishwatcher Tracy Benbrook missed the birth event today. She was serving jury duty and could not be reached for comment.

Stay tuned to Freshwater Adventures for updates. Tomorrow: Live pictures from Gozer's crib!