Fish dies over weekendEarly reports fail to identify body

NEWS FLASH -- An unknown fish died over the weekend. Reuters is reporting that a fish was discovered dead on Saturday afternoon and removed from the aquarium. In a terse and incomplete message sent to this newspaper on Saturday evening, it was reported that a fish body was being sent to the community morgue for identification.

Tank officials were unavailable for comment, and no further details were available at press time Sunday night.

This news was most unwelcome, coming as it did just one day after the release of adolescent platy Orangejello. It is hoped that the little fish is safe and sound. All attempts to verify his current status have failed. Freshwater Adventures will provide an update as soon as possible, likely on Monday morning.