Fish volunteer to overseeoffice work during off-site dinner

Our fish have graciously volunteered to oversee all functions of the internet office while the entire division attends a dinner at the home of Dave and Mary Admire. The dinner, announced last week, is a celebration of the team's surpassing of last month's revenue goals.

"We thought it would be a nice gesture," said Knuckles McGee, black male molly and deputy PPC manager for the afternoon. "Of course, we warned the team that if something looks fishy with PPC results tomorrow, it's because we were in charge."

This marks the second time animals have been put in charge of decision-making at the internet office. The last time was in March, when monkeys helped Steven Soendker get dressed for work.