Nation mourns Frank the Frog

Frank "Blue Eyes" Platt, our aquarium's first African Dwarf Frog, died today after a brief illness. Frank was one of the pioneering residents of our aquarium. A private funeral is planned.

"We are filled with unspeakable grief at the loss of this great amphibian," said TankKeeper in a prepared statement. "Everyone who knew Frank will always remember him as a shy but charming frog who delighted all with his rare public outings. He will never be forgotten."

Frank is lying in state atop the aquarium today. Tank officials expect numerous mourners to visit the aquarium today to pay their respects during the official day of mourning.

Rachel Platt, Frank's owner, has asked that people contribute to a charity of their choice in lieu of flowers. A private burial will take place tomorrow at an undisclosed location.

Upon hearing of Frank's untimely demise, Rachel's husband, Brandon, bought her a three-gallon aquarium and two new frogs, which she has named Dino and Sandy. The new frogs will live in their own aquarium until they are older. Then, Rachel will decide whether or not to introduce them into the community aquarium.

New frogs have brought some relief on a sad day, but for Frank's friends, the sadness lingers.

Jimmy Leggs, the surviving frog, remembers his tank companion as a gentle soul.

"He wasn't the kind of frog to put on airs," Leggs said. "He died as he lived, with quiet dignity."