He's OK, folks!Orangejello death scare briefly cripples capital

Fish-watchers believed Orangejello was gone until he was discovered safe and sound by tank officials.

"I was scared to death because I couldn't find him anywhere," said Orangejello's owner, Corey Smith. "We quite thought he'd gone, too."

Fish-watchers gathering around the community aquarium at 4:30 p.m. today expressed their growing alarm at their inability to locate Orangejello.

"I don't know why the bigger fish would've picked today to eat him but that's totally what I thought happened," said horrified witness and Rasputin look-a-like Eric Jones. "Thank Jordache he's alright."

Tank officials discovered the small fry hiding in the coral cave. The emergency was handled swiftly and the terror alert level was unaffected.