Freshwater Adventures

Freshwater Adventures chronicles the story of one company's aquarium full of tropical fish. Our fish are as much a part of our company as we are, and we hope you enjoy their adventures as much as we do.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Batboy found alive in our community aquarium!

Baffled scientists today discovered fabled Batboy alive and well in our community aquarium. The half-pint hellion was found hiding behind an artificial plant.

"He was ripping off leaves and trying to eat them but was unhappy with the plastic taste of it," said TankKeeper. "He's very strong, and that's one of the things that makes him so dangerous."

Tank officials tried unsuccessfully to capture Batboy but were finally able to lure the unpredictable, pointy-eared creature to the surface by dangling some cereal over the tank.

Batboy has been featured numerous time in Weekly World News, which over the years has offered two explanations for the mysterious creature's origin. Either he was a human baby raised by bats, the tabloid reports, or it a new species that fell of the normal course of human evolution during prehistoric times.

"We are happy to report that Batboy is gone and as far as we can tell, no fish were harmed during his unexpected visit to our aquarium," a tank deputy sheriff said. "It was a close call, but all appears to be well now."

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