Entertainment Weekly declares animal blogs are dead

Taste-making pop culture rag Entertainment Weekly declared in its most current issue that animal blogs are "Out." The editors at Freshwater Adventures drafted a letter in response, the text of which is reprinted below:

"Dear Entertainment Weekly,

We at Freshwater Adventures would like you to know that the animal blog is not out-moded as you reported in your most current issue. Rather, the animal blog is alive and well. Our blog is an international sensation. Updated daily, we report on the everyday activity within a single community aquarium.

"People love our blog because it is a sign of the times. That one community aquarium represents nothing less and nothing more than a microcosm of modern society. In those fish we see our own hopes and dreams and fears, and in the reporting of these fishes' lives we come closer to an understanding of all that binds this world together.

"We certainly invite you to visit our blog and learn what it means to be a fishwatcher. We believe that once you read about Orangejello, who has more charisma in his dorsal fin that Julia Roberts has in her entire body, you will come to your senses.

"Perhaps then you will stop your Misha Barton-following, Tom Cruise ass-kissing ways and give the people what they want -- all fish, all the time.

"Best regards,
Freshwater Adventures"