The first fish vampire? Baby fails to show up on film

Our photographers attempt to take the first official pictures of baby Gozer failed today, leading us to wonder what would prevent the small fry from registering on film.

"We have several theories," said Nourisha Wells, staff photogapher for Freshwater Adventures, "but the prevailing notion right now is vampirism."

Nourisha took a series of six photographs of the baby fish, but when the editors at Freshwater Adventures reviewed the images, no sign of the little fish could be found.

"It is a puzzler," Wells said. "What is sad is now we won't be able to share a photograph of our beautiful new baby fish with the world."

Wells was able to capture a new image of Orangejello, our now teen-aged baby.