Fish poll reveals:Everyone does not love 'Raymond'

More than 80 percent of our community aquarium fish population hated the TV sitcom "Everyone Loves Raymond, a new fish survey reveals.

"Duh," said one tetra who took part in the survey. "That show was pure crap. The characters were whiny, pathetic creatures. The storylines were about as exciting as an audit."

The show, which starred so-called comedian Ray Romano and a cast of forgettables, lasted 10 wretched seasons.

"I think that show should be shown to people in prison," said a gourami who wasn't part of the survey but who is adamant in his hatred of the show. "It is worse than torture. It should go down as one of the worst TV shows ever -- along with 'Blossom' and 'Gimme a Break.'"

Blossom was unavailable for comment. Nell Carter is dead.