The Fish Hath Spoken;RenFest voted the lamest attraction in KC

Our fish, who are well travelled and knowledgable about all area attractions, today declared their universal disdain for the Renaissance Festival.

"It is without question the most heinous thing to ever be forced down our turkey-leg eating throats," said George the silver dollar. "The RenFest has no redeeming qualities whatsoever, unless you enjoy walking in horse shit and spending $35 for a dragon-shaped incense burner."

One fish had such a horrible RenFest experience that she vowed never to set fin in that place again.

"Everything about that place is just wrong," Aubrey the marble molly said, "from the 'fairies' wearing Nikes to the 'knights' dueling atop Shetland ponies. Overpriced and underwhelming. Face it, the whole thing sucks."

Our fish were full of praise for other seasonal attractions, including Halloweekends at Worlds of Fun.

"There are so many great things to do in Kansas City this time of year," said the algae eater. "You shouldn't spend any of your precious weekend days at RenFest, or as I affectionately call it, RetchFest. Remember, 'hizzah' is another word for 'this blows.'"