Fish march in protest outside SAG Awards

Our community fish are just back from Los Angeles where they joined a massive school of fish who were in town to protest the SAG Awards.

"We think it's high time these Hollywood types give fish their due," said Aubrey, the world's largest molly. "I challenge you to name another movie besides 'Finding Nemo' where fish were portrayed as anything other than dumb animals or food. We're here to say enough is enough."

Fish holding signs that read "Go Fish!" and "Fish are people too!" marched in lines twelve-fish across as the most famous actors in Tinseltown slithered up the red carpet and into the ceremony hall.

"They certainly have a right to be heard," said Reese Witherspoon (above), who won a Best Supporting Actor Award for her role as June Carter Cash in "Walk the Line."I would love to work with fish. In fact, I came close when I starred with Selma Blair a few years ago."

The protest brought scant media attention to the fish cause.

"Our only hope is that Oprah will make us animal of the month," said one fish who wished to remain anonymous. "Otherwise, we're pretty much screwed."