Fish going through Olympics withdrawal

The Winter Olympics are over, and the fish of our community aquarium are feeling the blues.

"Our TV watching has definitely taken a dive into despair since the Olympic Games ended over the weekend," said George the Silver Dollar. "There's only so many episodes of Judge Judy that I can stand."

It seems our fish developed a definite liking for the Olympic contests -- and for some of the athletes.

"I sure do miss Sasha Cohen," said Marcia the sunburst platy. "Even though we haven't never met and I don't know her at all, I feel like we really bonded during the past two weeks, and I don't even mind her not returning my calls even though I think that's kind of a witchy thing to do."

Our fish are coping with the lack of good daytime TV viewing by starting street fights and looting.

Added Marcia: "These Olympic Games sure did give us a lot of heroes to look up to, even if they are really selfish people deep-down like that spoiled brat Sasha Cohen."