WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!!First darling photos of baby Gozer!

Since his birth on Aug. 3, Gozer has charmed fish and fishwatchers alike with his tiny good looks and spotted coloring. Today, for the first time, our staff photographer was able to capture semi-clear images of the baby fish in the isolation tank that is his temporary home.

Gozer's origins remain a mystery, with the identity of his parents cloaked by the difficulty of matching adult fish to the hard-to-discern looks of the fry. Authorities said today that they have several leads concerning the birth mother, but little information is coming in about the possible father.

"Gozer is so beautiful, we cannot rule out the possibility that he was simply formed into being by Emporer Palpatine," said the TankKeeper. "As history teaches us, Sith lords do have the power to create life by using the Force to concentrate midichlorians, making them gel and turn into something they never were before -- something alive."