Fatty vs. Knuckles!Fed-up molly files suit

In a case that is sure to garner media attention for months, Fatty Arbuckle today filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against tank-mate

Knuckles McGee.

A copy of the legal petition, now on file with the Johnson County District Attorney's Office, reveals the cause for complaint as "persistent

and increasingly hostile sexual advances made without approval or consent."

None of this comes as a surprise to fish and fishwatchers.

"That boy has been bothering poor Fatty for weeks," said one eyewitness who chose to remain anonymous, lest she be subpoenaed.

"We did everything we could to try and stop him. We tapped the glass, shook our fingers at him. We even put him in isolation for day.

Nothing has helped. He chases her around the tank constantly."

Legal experts who were interviewed for this story all agreed that the case has merit. The case could reach trial in a matter of days, and a jury would most assuredly be sequestered due to the international fame Fatty gained during her recent pregancy scare.

Freshwater Adventures filed a petition with the judge advocate late this afternoon to keep the courtroom open for reporters and television cameras. CourtTV has already promised to send its chief correspondent, Terry Moran, should the case ever go to trial. Geraldo Rivera is also said to be interested in the case.

Attorneys for both sides declined comment. Fatty Arbuckle owner Cari Heelan and Knuckles McGee owner Guy Fish also declined to be interviewed for this story.