Fish veto green water for St. Patrick's Day

Our fish have vetoed a plan put forth by tank officials to dye the aquarium water green for St. Patrick's Day observances scheduled for tomorrow.

"We have endured some greenish water in our day, even some yellowish water, due to algae buildup, but we don't have to endure green water for the sake of a silly human holiday," said Aubrey the marble moly. "This is simply more than we can stand."

Fish stormed into the aquarium administrative office last night and held tank officials captive for several hours until management agreed to nix the green water proposal.

"I can see their point of view," said TankKeeper. "You wouldn't ask Jewish people to put a Christmas tree in their yard, so you shouldn't ask fish to dye their water green."