Outrage!Fish refuse to undergo personality testing

Our human resources department is reeling today from an aquarium-wide refusal to participate in the company-mandated Keirsey personality test. The fish of our community aquarium stormed out of a meeting this morning where the tests were going to be administered.

“We are sick and tired of you humans trying to make us conform to your idea of how the world should work,” said one angry tetra. “I ask you, ‘Does this make a lick of sense?’ I am proud to say there is a limit to what we fish will tolerate. You have hit that limit.”

Tank officials are meeting at this hour with members of the human resources department to determine what action, if any, will be taken. At this hour, it is said that the fish have a decided advantage as published company policy says nothing about personality testing.

"Who would think to give a fish a personality test?" asked one incredulous clown loach. "What's next? Mandatory mammograms? I mean, you wouldn't give a jellyfish a scholiosis test, would you? I think you would agree that this is completely ridiculous."